At least make sure they are 18
Why
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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