Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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Oh Jesus.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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