Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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