I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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