Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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