people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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