at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You're my little dorito
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
