I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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