you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i now understand why vodka
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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