I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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