Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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