Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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