I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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