we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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