It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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