Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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