I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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