Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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