He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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