Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We're too hungover to prance.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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