We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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