Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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