For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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