How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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