Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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