You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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