p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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