just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
What a dumb baby whore.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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