I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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