Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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