shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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