that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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