he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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