I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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