What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
where are you?
Hypothermia
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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