Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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