I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
