some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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