She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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