This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i came on her dog
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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