and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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