glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
