ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I am midnight drunk by noon
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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