i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My brain says no but my pants say off.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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