Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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