How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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