Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
