I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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