i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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