He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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