dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
only if we run a train.
done.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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