Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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